| Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist |
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| Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs" |
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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
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| Jeff Dunham And Achmed the Dead Terrorist On Amazon.com Thanking You For Buying Their DVD |
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Everything About Jeff Dunham :
"Despite being almost limp from laughter, his
audience gave comedian Jeff Dunham a standing
ovation after his opening set last night...
His show combined prepared material with
off-the-cuff witticism that show him to be
one of the funniest comics working." The
Denver Post Breathing life into an elderly
curmudgeon, or a purple human-like creature
from the Micronesian islands, or even a
self-effacing, talking jalapeno-on-a-stick,
Jeff Dunham is straight man to some of the
funniest partners in show business. He has
amassed legions of loyal fans throughout the
United States and abroad with thousands of
sold-out theater and comedy club
performances, countless television guest
spots -- including numerous Tonight Show
appearances with both Leno and Carson-- and
with two top-rated specials on Comedy
Central. He continues to win great accolades
and success for one simple reason: He and his
buddies are funny as hell. Oh, and by the
way... Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist.
Dunham's comedic skill, impeccable technique,
and sleight of hand make him a master of his
craft. In fact, audiences often forget there
is a person behind the puppets. "What makes
this performer the best at what he does is
the believability factor," one reviewer
wrote. "Dunham's characters have more
personality than a lot of people I know."
His talent has parlayed him to the top of his
game with multiple critical achievements and
television appearances, including a recent
profile on CBS's "60 Minutes II." The comic
was interviewed by correspondent and actress
Candice Bergen, daughter of the legendary
ventriloquist Edgar Bergen. Between jokes and
laughs, Ms. Bergen called Dunham "...flat out
FUNNY!"
Dunham was also voted "Funniest Male Stand-Up
Comic"' at the American Comedy Awards, an
honor shared with the likes of Jerry
Seinfeld, Jeff Foxworthy, and Robin Williams.
Additionally, viewers recently voted Dunham
to third place (for the second time in two
years!) in Comedy Central's "Standup
Showdown." The comedian and his grumpy
old-man partner, Walter, have made several
appearances on Fox Sports Net's "Best Damn
Sports Show," and they've been featured on
such television shows as "Hollywood Squares,"
"Entertainment Tonight," and "Good Morning
America." Also, in a near-legendary
television appearance, Dunham and Walter
brought the house down with a sketch on an
episode of the WB's "Blue Collar TV."
Dunham is a true veteran of the comedic
stage, and has more than honed his craft:
Performing 40 weeks and 250 dates a year in
concert venues, comedy clubs, and countless
private corporate appearances, he is one of
the most sought-after entertainers working
today. While he has never held a "real job,"
he has compiled an impressive resume: He is
the only person ever to win the prestigious
"Ventriloquist of the Year" award twice, and
he was recently nominated "Comedian of the
Year" by the TNN Music City News Country
Awards.
Jeff Dunham's seemingly most significant
stamp of approval, however, will always be
when Johnny Carson invited the ventriloquist
to the couch on his very first "Tonight Show"
appearance. This is an honor Dunham shares
with only four other comedians during
Carson's 30-year tenure. An extraordinary
comedy moment erupted when Walter had the
audacity to respond to Carson's invitation
for another appearance with, "It'll be a cold
day in hell before I come back here." Carson
laughed heartily, the audience howled, and
the young comedian's career was launched to a
new level. And a side note: Dunham has
appeared on the "Tonight Show" more than any
ventriloquist in history.
Anyone who has experienced an evening with
Dunham knows, however, that the real stars of
the show are his partners in comedy, and it's
the humor and the believability of his
characters, Peanut, Walter, and José
Jalapeño...on a STEEK! that endear them to
audiences everywhere. Recently joining the
roster and adding even more spark to Dunham's
menagerie are two new co-stars: First,
there's Sweet Daddy Dee, he's the new showbiz
manager of the bunch, wearing more bling than
Snoop Dogg, and keeping Dunham confused with
his street-savvy and hip-hop talk. On the
other end of the spectrum is Bubba J, white
trash and buck-toothed, he makes NASCAR his
second religion.
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| Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist - sub ITA |
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Jeff Dunham è un ventriloquo molto famoso
negli Stati Uniti e non solo. Utilizza
diversi pupazzi per i suoi spettacoli e
questo è uno di quelli, Achmed(il terrorista
morto).
Sperando di far cosa gradita abbiamo inserito
i sottotitoli in italiano di questo
divertentissimo show.
Buona visione!
Altri video sub ITA:
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Walter
parte 1
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=ONTbWta_SSo
parte 2
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=ms3f3A5sZJo
parte 3
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMwE2ThBuk
Jeff Dunham - Achmed's Jingle Bombs
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoXeplhm-4
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Melvin
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8p32PUxwg
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Peanut
(1/2)
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=5XOKsuS9J4A
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity -
Peanut&Josè (2/2)
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=3GIsAU9uxL4
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