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| Human Cockroach Alan Colmes Stomped Over Palin Debate |
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Alan Colmes gets furious that Palin excelled.
He pukes up his DNC talking points which Dick
Morris then gleefully throws back in his
deranged face.
Is Alan Colmes not one of the most irritating
people in the history of television?
Alan Colmes' Death Goes Unreported On Hannity
& Colmes
June 28, 2006 | Issue 42•26
WASHINGTON, DC—The accidental death of Alan
Colmes, the liberal commentator sometimes
featured alongside conservative Sean Hannity,
has gone unreported on their Fox News
political commentary show for two weeks. "I
can't understand why—why the Republicans
are afraid to pull the trigger on
immigration!" said Hannity, speaking to an
empty seat across the set. "Would someone,
anyone from the other side of the issue
please tell me exactly how you seduced them
to the Dumb Side? This is backwards
thinking!" Hannity did not attend the funeral
held last weekend for Colmes, who, according
to anonymous sources within Fox News, was
caught in a D.C.-area crosswalk when the
light changed, flip-flopped on which way to
go, and was struck by a dump-truck.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50022
Tags : palin biden morris colmes cockroach debate bitchslap |
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Affichage : 20665
Durée : 230 s |
| Alan Jackson - Where Were You (Live Video) |
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Like this video? Have a look at this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ri7nkyuj3o8
Lyrics
Where were you when the world stopped turning
on that September day?
Were you in the yard with your wife and
children?
Or working on some stage in LA?
Did you stand there in shock at the sight of
That black smoke rising against that blue
sky?
Did you shout out in anger
In fear for your neighbor?
Or did you just sit down and cry?
Did you weep for the children
Who lost their dear loved ones
And pray for the ones who don't know?
Did you rejoice for the people who walked
from the rubble
And sob for the ones left below?
Did you burst out with pride
For the red white and blue
And the heroes who died just doing what they
do?
Did you look up to heaven for some kind of
answer
And look at yourself and what really matters
I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith, Hope and Love are some good things He
gave us
And the greatest is Love
Where were you when the world stopped turning
on that September day?
Teaching a class full of innocent children?
Or driving down some cold interstate?
Did you feel guilty cause you're a survivor?
In a crowded room did you feel alone?
Did you call up your mother and tell her you
loved her?
Did you dust off that Bible at home?
Did you open your eyes, hope it never
happened?
Close your eyes and not go to sleep?
Did you notice the sunset the first time in
ages?
Speak with some stranger on the street?
Did you lay down at night and think of
tomorrow?
Go out and buy you a gun?
Did you turn off that violent home movie
you're watching
And turn on "I Love Lucy" reruns?
Did you go to a church and hold hands with
some strangers?
Stand in line and give your own blood?
Did you just stay home and cling tight to
your family?
Thank God you had somebody to love
I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith, Hope and Love are some good things He
gave us
And the greatest is Love
I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith, Hope and Love are some good things He
gave us
And the greatest is Love
And the greatest is Love
And the greatest is Love
Where were you when the world stopped turning
on that September day?
Tags : Alan Jackson Where Were You September World Trade Center |
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Affichage : 753036
Durée : 314 s |
| alan partridge on farming |
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alan partridge interviewing peter
baxendale-thomas of the norfolk farmers'
union, on the subject of intensive farming.
"you could talk the hind legs off a donkey!
um, but your donkeys are probably born
without hind legs because of all the
chemicals you put in their, er, chips."
from the genius "i'm alan partridge" \o/
Tags : i'm alan partridge farming steve coogan chris morris |
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Affichage : 202757
Durée : 271 s |
| Alan Parsons Project "TIME" |
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Time flowing like a river, Time beckoning me.
Who knows when we shall meet again, if ever
But time, keeps flowing like a river, to the
sea. Goodbye my love, maybe for forever.
Goodbye my love, the tide waits for me.
Who knows when we shall meet again, if ever.
But time, keeps flowing like a river... on
and on, to the sea.... to the sea.....
Till its gone forever....gone forever..gone
forever........Ahhhhhhh!!
Goodbye my friend, maybe for forever?...
Goodbye my friend, who knows when we shall
meet again. the stars wait for me.
Who knows when we shall meet again, if ever
But time... keeps flowing like a river..To
the sea... to the sea.....Till its gone
forever... gone forever.... gone
forever.....Ahhhhh!!!!!!
Forever more!!
Forever more!!
Forever more!!
Tags : AlanParsonProject Pink/Floyd 70's/music |
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Affichage : 189524
Durée : 304 s |
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