| Hwang Bo - funny clip |
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I don't know the name of the show but i think
it's great operation, i unno!! hehe... funny
clip.. Love Hwang Bo.. She made it!!!!
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| Dang I'm Pretty (Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo) |
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http://angryaussie.wordpress.com
No I haven't suddenly become even more
egotistical than usual. The Little Angries
made me a new shirt with a catch phrase from
their favourite new cartoon "Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo
Bo Bo". This is what happens when I let them
script a video. Physical violence inflicted
on me!
This is a real character by the way:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobobo-bo_Bo-bob
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Tags : angryaussie mr angry aussie funny comedy little miss angries kids cute overload |
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| i'm bo yo. |
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http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.wo
a/wa/viewAlbum?id=282799181
&s=143441
buy that shit!
music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in
like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it
and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you
should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe
if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat
my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl
steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards
of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly
ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete
(re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to
meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you
think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your
g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world
country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped
porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me,
can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn
Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like
your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd
take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't
care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar
bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo
nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a
layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet
her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her
Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im
jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what
your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between
respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon
sect
That says you cant have sex with members of
different sects, but you cant have sex with
members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex
can be same, then the only sex left is some
left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and
if that don't feel right then u can write my
name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like
spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic
figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so
at the nude baech people think im lookin for
lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings
and if you want to take it all wear African
neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are
straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me
(blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
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| Bo Fo' Sho' |
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Mini ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
six-songs, three of them never before seen on
the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
beat and lyrics by bo burnham
walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the
hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee
table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out
with ice.
Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is
tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to
find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have
written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.
chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it
continuity.
the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder
than words
and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you
play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or
percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
chorus...
walking through the garden with food at my
feet, picked up the celery but dropped the
beat (beet).
we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound
of chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some
strings.
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