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| My New Haircut - Jewish Edition |
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Spoof of the famous "My New Haircut" video:
This is the Jewish Edition!
Oy Vey!
A few people have had trouble understanding
the video because they are not Jewish. We
don't discriminate here, so below is an
explanation of everything Jewish mentioned in
the video... so, I guess that's everything.
EXPLANATION OF EVERYTHING FOR GOYIM
(NON-JEWS):
-Yarmulke: The hat that Jews wear on their
head. (The one I am wearing in the video)
-Tuchus: Ass, butt, rear end
-Mishpocha: My Crew/friends/family
-Shtup: To Fuck or hump
-Yenta: A Jew, usually a woman, who tends to
gossip... I use it in the sense of a Jewish
female.
-Shmeckle: Penis
-Shicksas: Non-Jewish women.
-Mensch: A good boy/ well-mannered gentleman;
highly respected.
-"Ashem as my witness": "G-d as my witness"
-Schmuck: A jerk
-Punim: Literally means a face, but is used
in the terms of a bad face or a bad look,
like the "evil eye"
-Zetz: A hit or a smack
-Schnoz: Nose
-Boychick: An endearing term for a Jewish
male.
-Shabbos: Jewish version of The Sabbath.
-Oy/Oy Vey/Oy Gevault: An exclamation, like,
"Ugh!"
-Matzah: Unleavened bread that Jews eat on
the holiday of Passover.
-Mammeleh: Yiddish for Mom or Mother.
-Schfitz: Sweat
-JCC: Acronym for Jewish Community Center.
The Jewish equivalent of the YMCA.
-Macabi Beer: An Israeli Beer.
-Gefilte Fish: A Jewish delicacy. It is
basically Carp fish ground up with gelatin
and molded together into a lump.
-Latkes: Potato Pancakes, generally eaten
during Hanukah.
-Kuggel: Another type of Jewish food. It is
kind of like Bread pudding, but usually cut
into squares.
-Hamantaschen: Jewish cookies made for the
holiday, Purim. They are triangle-shaped and
jelly-filled. They are triangular because of
the evil emperor Haman's hat (That's why I
make the triangle over my head).
-Farshnikkert/Farshikkert: Drunk/shitfaced (A
shikker is a drunk)
-Manischewitz (pronounced MAN-i-SHEV-ITS):
Jewish Kosher wine. It is known for it's
unbearably sweet taste. It's pretty gross.
-Mikveh/Mikvah: A ceremonial Jewish
bath/shower/washing place. (Instead of saying
"I shower in that shit" I say "I fill my
Mikveh with that shit"
-Shul: Temple/Synagogue. Where Jews worship
(Our version of church)
-North Shore: Refers to the North Shore of
Long Island, where many Jews live, myself
included.
-Lower East Side: Refers to the Lower East
Side of Manhattan, where many Jews live.
Okay, now you know Yiddish! If you have ANY
other questions, please comment or message
me.
Tags : my new haircut blowout jewish edition version yarmulke asian sppof parody funny macabi manischewitz matzah jager bomb |
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Affichage : 1846847
Durée : 143 s |
| Live from Germany: The Jewish Service Heard Round the World |
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http://www.ajc.org/multimedia In 1944, in
occupied Germany, NBC radio, together with
AJC and Rabbi Sidney Lefkowitz, broadcast the
first Jewish service since the rise of
Hitler. Listen to that historic event in this
short film, produced on the 60th anniversary
of the defeat of Nazi Germany. This video is
brought to you by the American Jewish
Committee.
Listen to the entire radio broadcast here:
http://www.ajcarchives.org/main.php?GroupingI
d=1240
Watch more video at ajc.org/multimedia. Watch
archived video at ajcarchives.org.
Tags : ajc jew jewish holocaust germany nazi nbc world war II sidney lefkowitz |
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Durée : 350 s |
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