| The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics |
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"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell
Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2
minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and
talented!
Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below.
(Thank you BelleFlower15!)
"The Mom Song"
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your
homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and
hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's
the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one
day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be
seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this
afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just
play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to
share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a
dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your
stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some
hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting
at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what
time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you
welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when
you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little
children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so
willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your
eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would
appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you
straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with
me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth
for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a
thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be
in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real
to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your
PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again
because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the
mom!!
Ta da!!!
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| Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom |
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Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne
The names of the people who appear in this
video are
Stacy = Gianna Distenca
The Boy = Shane Haboucha
Stacy's Mom = Rachel Hunter
Massaur = Matt Felker
Many thanks to Kidorid for providing me with
these names.
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Durée : 206 s |
| Hockey mom Sarah Palin boo'd at hockey game. |
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The arena had to raise the music volume to
drown out the booing. Some have claimed they
also piped in cheers. Awesome.
Notice the Obama/Biden signs at the 44-second
mark. Big thanks to whoever that is holding
them.
I guess Pennsylvania isn't a swing state
anymore.
Update: Palin has said she put her 7-year-old
daughter Piper in a Flyers jersey to
discourage some of the booing. Wow.
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Durée : 87 s |
| Thanks, Tobacco: You Killed My Mom |
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This video was created over a one-year
period. At first, it was just random use of a
video camera, plus a few pictures taken
during a visit in September of 2006. Of
course, this was before we knew that Mom had
a collapsed lung. She went in for tests, and
it was discovered that she had Stage IV Lung
Cancer. As we learned of the cancer diagnosis
in October of 2006, we tried to get Mom down
to California (from Niagara Falls, Ontario,
Canada). It was a race against logistics and
paperwork (i.e. obtaining documentation in
order to cross a border and travel), which we
unfortunately lost. Mom suffered a stroke,
ironically on the same day as she received
her birth certificate, which would have
allowed her to travel to Southern California.
The stroke left her left side completely
paralyzed, and she was stuck in the hospital,
no longer the independent woman she once was.
We were summoned to fly up immediately, as we
were told by her doctors that her death would
not be far behind. Mom proved them all wrong,
and lived for four more months. Of course,
the quality of life was minimal at best.
There was no treatment, since the cancer was
discovered so late, and due to the stroke. We
have since learned that often times, a biopsy
can knock loose cancerous material within a
tumor, which can cause a stroke. It was
extremely difficult to watch her suffering in
a hospital bed, and wondering why her last
months had to be made that much worse due to
the stroke. So, Mom never did get to come see
where we live in California. We continued to
videotape the entire ordeal, so that family
(who couldn't be with us at that time) could
see everything. We ended up with
approximately 90 minutes of raw footage,
which has been edited down to the 10 minutes
allowed here. First, we have done this to
honor Mom's last wishes: tell people not to
smoke. Second, we have completed this very
emotional project to honor her memory, and to
help us as we continue through the grieving
process. Finally, we are aware that much of
the anti-smoking media is not so real to
life--it doesn't show the suffering, what the
families go through, and the pain that
cigarettes actually cause. This documentary
is "non-Hollywood". We have omitted certain
things that one might find offensive,
including her IV, vomiting, bodily functions,
and her actual death itself, which was
obviously painful. Instead, we have brought
many different segments together, which still
conveys our overall message: DON'T SMOKE!
In a letter dated September 24, 2006, from
Mom:
"Try not to worry about my health. I go for a
CAT-SCAN on October 4th. I should have the
results about a week later. The appointments
are taking a long time, so I must not be in
such dire shape, or they would rush them. I'm
glad you never really had the desire to
smoke. What do your lungs look like after all
of those years of second-hand smoke? I can't
wait to see you and Patti more often. Gotta
go for now. Love Forever, Mom"
To conclude, one can compare smoking
cigarettes to a slow-motion car accident. At
any time, you can get out of the car before
it crashes. It is your choice. Furthermore,
you may be driving your own car, but please
remember that you take passengers along for
the ride.
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