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| Smosh - Hardcore Max |
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A rock song about the most hardcore guy
alive. Music composed, written, and sang by
smosh.
Watch this video in higher quality and
download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.com/smosh
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LYRICS:
His name is Max and he's going to school
He doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so cool
He keeps his helmet on his bars
Darts out randomly in front of cars
Talks on his phone while rollin' down the
street
He even has a girlfriend, ISN'T THAT SWEET!?
He hits on chicks even if they're skanky
He smells his pits and THEY'RE HELLA STINKY!
OK, I just need to clarify one mother f---ing
thing, Max is a bad ass mother f---er, if you
dont f---ing believe me, then look at his
mother f---ing helmet on his mother f---ing
handlebars, holy s--- that guy is hardcore!
Oh yeah, and he swears a s---load, and
everyone knows that's f---ing awesome!
What's this? Is this is a hardcore part?
YEAH!! Just like Max!
HIS NAME IS MAX!
HE DOESN'T WEAR A HELMET!
HE KEEPS IT ON HIS HANDLEBAR!
HE'S FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES!
AND HE'S ONLY... 10!?
What? I thought he was like 26. So you're
telling me that I wrote this badass song
about a ten year old!?
You know what? I don't care if he's 10, or
50, or even a friggin' baby, he's still more
hardcore than I'll ever be, and I'm 32!
Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet!
Max didn't wear his helmet
Now he has suffered a concussion
And he will be in a coma for the next three
weeks
But it was worth it because
Helmets make you look really geeky.
Why do I sound like a bad a rip-off
Of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Tags : smosh anthony padilla ian hecox hard core helmet bike bicycle music video rock song |
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Affichage : 2695806
Durée : 161 s |
| MAX PAYNE!! |
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http://www.NGTV.com
From the REEL JUNKIE channel on NO GOOD TV
comes the hot and kick ass trailer for MAX
PAYNE from 20th Century Fox!!!
Max Payne is a maverick cop - a mythic
anti-hero - determined to track down those
responsible for the brutal murders of his
family and partner. Hell-bent on revenge, his
obsessive investigation takes him on a
nightmare journey into a dark underworld. As
the mystery deepens, Max is forced to battle
enemies beyond the natural world and face an
unthinkable betrayal.
Oscar® nominee Mark Wahlberg (The Departed)
stars as Max Payne, a man who has little
regard for rules - and nothing to lose - as
he investigates a series of mysterious
murders that could be tied to the death of
his wife and child. But there are massive
forces, both real and beyond imagination,
that are conspiring to keep the devastating
truth hidden - and Max forever silenced.
Joining Wahlberg in MAX PAYNE are Mila Kunis
as Mona Sax, a beautiful Russian mobster and
assassin; Olga Kurylenko (who stars in the
upcoming James Bond film Quantum of Solace)
as Natasha, Mona's thrill-seeking younger
sister; Chris "Ludacris" Bridges as Internal
Affairs Detective Jim Bravura; and Beau
Bridges as Max's mentor, B.B.
MAX PAYNE is directed by John Moore (The
Omen, Behind Enemy Lines) from a screenplay
by Beau Thorne, a recent graduate of the
University of Texas film program. The film is
produced by Julie Yorn (Bride Wars), Scott
Faye and John Moore.
NO GOOD TELEVISION stars Carrie Keagan and
Shark Firestone and showcases over a dozen
original shows featuring raw, real and
uncensored interviews with the biggest stars
in the world from music, movies and TV. It
also has uncensored, uncut, explicit and
director's cut versions of music videos. NO
GOOD TV aka NGTV can be found at NGTV.com.
It's the most fun you'll ever have with your
pants on!!
Tags : mila kunis mark wahlberg Olga Kurylenko max payne anime art kick ass hot hurts panties sexy action guns documentary experimental trailer tutorial filmmaker reel interview manga short film entertainment news web series performing arts video Chris Ludacris Bridges game commercials advertising |
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Affichage : 600336
Durée : 141 s |
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