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| Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 |
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A music video featuring some of your favorite
or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars
characters like you've never seen them
before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I
do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note
that they are not absolutely correct, as I do
not have confirmation from the artists). From
now on, any comments asking for the lyrics
will simply be removed. I will not insult you
even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to
deserve it.
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on
strike
and I have no experience with this type of
shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like
tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark
Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills
ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black
dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off
blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos
and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and
split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin'
universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll
fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed
whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone
falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2
squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
Tags : star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando |
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Affichage : 8193997
Durée : 149 s |
| New Math |
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
three of them never before seen on the
internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
whats a pirate minus the ship? just a
creative homeless guy,
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant
ant? an ironic way to die
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid
with too much in his pants
and two balls minus one, six titles at the
tour de france.
split a decision with long division,
take the circumference of your circumcision
live like your data and when you're all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get.
is new math...
whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a
nike worker's meal
and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i
guess that makes him real,
and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a
box,
how do u trace a scatter plot? give the
pencil to michael j fox.
take the approximate moral proportion of the
probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, and when youre all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get...
is new math.
and if you made a factor tree of the factors
that caused my girl to leave me youd have a
tree...
full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical
minds make industrial smog.
and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the
unnatural log.
support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor
(fact, or)
live like ur data...blah blah
word problems
if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a
twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change you
need to know the value of pi (pie)
and theres a metal train that a mile long and
at the very back end a lightning bolt struck
her,
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver,
provided that he's a good conductor,
and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty
percent of men are chinese, what are the odds
that a men chosen at random spends his
freetime and mealtime while on his knees
and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two
years older then twelve year old tori,
for how many more 30 day months will their
threesomes be considered statutory rape
cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion
if it cant be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its
improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it
best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if
theyre under thirteen just do them in your
head....
and new math
Tags : bo burnham boburnham new math song guitar funny offensive silly wordplay stand-up |
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Affichage : 1273872
Durée : 247 s |
| Frozen Grand Central |
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From http://www.ImprovEverywhere.com, over
200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand
Central Station in New York.
This is one of over 70 different missions
Improv Everywhere has executed over the past
six years in New York City. Others include
the No Pants Subway Ride, the Best Buy
uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop
Hoax, to name a few. Visit the website to
see tons of photos and video of all of our
work, including behind the scenes information
on how this video was made.
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Tags : ImprovEverywhere Improv Everywhere Prank Funny NYC grand central freeze frozen in place |
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Affichage : 13238446
Durée : 135 s |
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