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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on
itunes!
three of them never before seen on the
internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
the opening joke is based off of a jim
gaffigan joke (i apologize i meant to acredit
him) thank you for you criticism. once again
i apologize, EVERYTHING else is original
lyrics below
"beat" and lyrics by bo burnham
Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets
i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.
Dont womanize cause you no its true
that when you look in thier eyes you see
thier people too
Mother effin suffrage!
You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,
but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my
throat.
Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life,
cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is
my bike.
3.14 apple pi,
i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her
eye.
and by "it" i mean contact lense
3.14 apple pi,
I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.
George bush wont he jsut yell and rant
but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT
I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta
straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate.
We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,
cause the girls that i date, have a
particular taste.
the taste of my weiner! (snap)
3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one
quite knows why,
Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a
collection
You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast
infection.
I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you
laugh
hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in
half.
dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be
nice,
How bout you sit down, and i serve you
slice...
of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey
itll make you high...
Heres a confession its all about me,
Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.
Here come the puns.
All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?
know that ive been doin drugs since the age
of 3.
I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a
knife.
Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.
A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was
too dense.
I said you wont make cents if you dont make
sense.
big finale...
you know i flow and show it, you know that bo
know it,
Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's
a sho' poet.
Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i
be sinning.
Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate
those linens.
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you
people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be
wise.
you know i did it and shit it you brothers
couldnt hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late! i already
spit it.
apple pi
copyright boburnham
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Affichage : 2312068
Durée : 237 s |
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GREAT 80's TV SERIES!!!
Written by the remarkable Donald P.
Bellisario, this series basically relates the
life of Thomas Sullivan Magnum (Tom Selleck),
a retired U.S. NAVY official that have been
in the Vietnam war.
Now he lives in Hawaii working to solve
mysteries and help people as a Private
Investigator ("P.I.").
The series also shows TC (Roger E. Mosley)
and Rick (Larry Manetti) - both are Magnum
friends that met him in the Navy. Jonathan
Quayle Higgins is a british house keeper that
works for Robin Masters, a famous book writer
that allowed Magnum to live in his mansion
after a successful job he made for him.
There're also Zeus and Apollo, two doberman
dogs that together with Higgins will make a
nice team to bother Magnum (and bring a lot
of fun) in many episodes.
Tags : Magnum P.I. Tom Selleck 80's TV Series Action Policial Donald Bellisario Hawaii Ferrari MD-500 Vietnam War |
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Affichage : 168828
Durée : 59 s |
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