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| Portal Teaser Trailer |
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Valve released this teaser for their upcoming
title Portal which is a pack-in/download with
Half-Life 2: Episode Two coming for PC, X360
and PS3 later this year. Tags : Portal Valve PC PS3 X360 HL2 |
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Affichage : 508109
Durée : 141 s |
| Portal - Credits Song 'Still Alive' |
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The song 'Still Alive' at the end of Portal
during the credits.
GLaDOS Myspace/MP3/Companion Cube Wallpaper
at the bottom of the description.
'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton:
http://www.jonathancoulton.com
and sung by Ellen McLain (GLaDOS, TF2
Announcer, HL2 Overwatch Administrator)
I don't own the song or video in any way, nor
make profit in any way. It's a great song,
and I uploaded it purely based on that and to
share it with others.
Enjoy!
Lyrics:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every
mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of
cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy
for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful
line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm
not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Most Popular GLaDOS Myspace:
www.myspace.com/gladosaperturescience
(thanks Vampstampede5000)
Companion Cube Wallpaper:
http://forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php
?t=199138
MP3:
You can extract the mp3 from your own Portal
by:
1. Downloading the gcfscape program and
installing it
2. Open the "portal content.gcf" file in the
"Program Files\Steam\steamapps" location
3. The mp3 is under
/portal/sound/music/portal_still_alive.mp3 Tags : portal credits song still alive mp3 lyrics end orange box game valve steam |
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Affichage : 2233920
Durée : 184 s |
| Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret |
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If a turret bitches about its job and nobody
is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
You bet it does. "A Day in the Life of a
Turret" catches two turrets on the job during
a typical day at the Aperture Science
Enrichment Center, and the monotony that lies
within.
*NOTE* Apparently we misspelled Jonathan
Coulton- our apologies!
For bonus videos, FAQs, forums, and episode
updates, check out our site!
http://www.theleetworld.com Tags : portal orangebox orange box leetworld leet world funny machinima turret |
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Affichage : 981920
Durée : 246 s |
| Portal - Ending 'Fight' |
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*SPOILERS*
The end 'fight' in Portal, finishing before
the credits start.
See the 'Portal - Credits Song' video in the
video responses for the final bit.
Enjoy!
Notes:
Yep this was recorded/uploaded quickly after
Portal was released. Took 2 hours to finish
and I started as soon as Valve unlocked it at
8AM BST. There's immense replayability and
unlockables afterwards though, so don't let
that hinder your opinion on the game. It's a
fantastic, engaging and well executed game.
I deliberately go slower/wait around/play
with the eyeballs because the of extra
dialogue that's said. I still went faster
than i'd have liked though, but that's
because of knowing YouTube's size/time
restrictions, so apologies for missing out
some of the extra dialogue. Tags : portal end fight boss orange box game valve |
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Affichage : 385214
Durée : 456 s |
| Portal: Easter Egg- Find the Cake |
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Watch the "Attention Test Subjects..." video.
*** CONTAINS SPOILERS ***
Song: Still Alive (credits song of Portal)
Finally, you can have your cake (but not eat
it), as well as explore... outside?
Easter Egg or Glitch?
------ Disclaimer ------
This is VERY tricky to reproduce. Before you
ask why I don't have footage of the first
part, it's because fraps kept freezing my
computer as I tried to open the incinerator.
***** This was a triumph. *****
-----------Honors-------------
#44 - Most Viewed (Today) - Gadgets & Games
(10/13/07)
#49 - Top Rated (Today) - Gadgets & Games
(10/13/07)
#75 - Most Discussed (Today) - Gadgets &
Games (10/13/07)
#18 - Top Favorites (Today) - Gadgets & Games
(10/13/07)
#10 - Most Viewed (Today) - Gadgets & Games
(10/14/07)
#21 - Top Rated (Today) - Gadgets & Games
(10/14/07)
#23 - Most Discussed (Today) - Gadgets &
Games (10/14/07)
#5 - Top Favorites (Today) - Gadgets & Games
(10/14/07)
#23 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Gadgets &
Games (10/19/07)
#42 - Top Rated (This Week) - Gadgets & Games
(10/19/07)
#54 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Gadgets &
Games (10/19/07)
#20 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Gadgets &
Games (10/19/07)
#91 - Top Favorites (This Month) - Gadgets &
Games (10/30/07)
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Irrelevant response vids will be removed.
Just because it is from Portal doesn't
make it relevant.
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Song: Still Alive (Portal credits song) Tags : Portal Portals Easter Egg Glitch The Cake Is Lie Companion Cube Stop Watching This Shit Already It Isnt Funny Anymore Thanks Lot Netfags |
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Affichage : 646994
Durée : 353 s |
| Portal Test 00 |
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Click MORE for other Test links
Test 00 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wFy_tNhpc
Test 01 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCgukvWizqU
Test 02 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvKnEHAaSj0
Test 03 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ8R45dOCZU
Test 04 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4W7qmdu6UY
Test 05 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gwcT0yZ9_U
Test 06 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbw2F7muHaA
Test 07 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdhWc-OtupU
Test 08 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoVxR7GTk0M
Test 09 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz80m21BlMc
Test 10 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LsAW1rcZaI
Test 11 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvlPK4Dc9ec
Test 12 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDWpFTiiRlQ
Test 13 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpshI1n8JY
Test 14 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yus82x-3rNQ
Test 15 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j5kN50Vjr4
Test 16 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS0dOHV8OBw
Test 17 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcVWiW41aGQ
Test 18 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW7-MmyP49s
Test 19a -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcVjdB3M41A
Test 19b -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=949Wi0BtSh8
Test 19c -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osGQldkKHt4
Test 19d -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6SbbpH3v98 Tags : portal walk-thru |
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Affichage : 84509
Durée : 123 s |
| Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret |
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by Smooth Few Films
www.youtube.com/leetworld
If a turret whines about his job, and nobody
is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
You bet it does. "A Day in the Life of a
Turret" looks at the lives of two turrets at
the Aperture Science Enrichment Center- and
the monoty within.
Created by Smooth Few Films
(www.youtube.com/leetworld) Tags : machinima animation game movies comedy half-life video funny |
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Affichage : 564962
Durée : 248 s |
| Portal - "Still Alive" Credits Song |
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Click (more) for download links. The
ending/credits to Portal (part of Half-Life
2's Orange Box) with the "Still Alive" song.
'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton.
http://www.jonathancoulton.com
Sung by Ellen McLain (voice of GLaDOS and the
turrets)
DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE:
http://rapidshare.com/files/61557794/Jonathan
_Coulton__Portal__-_Still_Alive.mp3
(Click 'Free' on the bottom for RapidShare
downloads)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P56QRZ2I
Radio Mix version (for ringtone use):
http://rapidshare.com/files/61952458/looping_
radio_mix.wav
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=99X9ZJ7I Tags : portal credits ending song hl2 halflife2 orange box aperturescience still alive cake jonathan coulton valve steam gaben |
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Affichage : 2233582
Durée : 246 s |
| Portal Test Chamber 15 in 28 Seconds |
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I hope you enjoy this video of a 28 second
run of Test Chamber 15.
EDIT (11/29/07):
It has been over a month and now I think it
is time for everyone to know the truth. This
was a total FAKE. I had to do some trickery
to pull this off. I will not reveal all my
secrets but I will tell you the basics. I
enabled sv_cheats. When someone does this
there will be a big red "CHEATED" on elevator
score board at the end. To remove the
"CHEATED" sign, I had to "hack" one of the
game files and removed the entry that refers
to the message. Now when I cheat and reach
the end, there is no cheated sign. Having
that fixed, I set host_timescale to 0.1. This
makes the game run 10 times slower than
normal. I recorded a demo of me playing the
map with all my best tricks. It took me
almost 5 minutes!! I then played back the
demo at full speed, recorded the video, and
posted on the YouTubes.
I couldn't help myself from posting this
video. I knew the reactions would be just way
too good. Well, I've had a lot of laughs, but
I think it is only fair that everyone now
knows the truth. I wasn't a cheater from the
start. At one time the record for chamber 18
was 59 seconds. After hours and hours over
several days I finally beat it with 58
seconds. When I went to post the video, I
found that someone posted a 57 second run
just a few hours earlier. That's what led me
to it. I'm sure there are plenty of people
that would like to send me hate mail and I
will not deny them that privilege. My e-mail:
QBikal@gmail.com Tags : Portal Valve time speed run fast quick |
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