| Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up |
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Funny song about Slim, sung by a Cletus Haus.
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LYRICS:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please!
Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up?!
I repeat,
Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up!?
We're gonna have problem here.
Y'all act like ya never heard a white person
before,
Rhymes are poor, 14 minutes are up, so I got
one more,
I had to come back, and now I'm worse than
before,
I make you snore, cause my tired song is
boring you
It's the return of the... oh wait, hold on,
don't try that,
Ya heard what he sounds like, ya really gonna
buy that?
And Dr. Dre does... everything you idiot!
How would I sound if Dre didn't lay the beats
down?
The world has had enough,
Eminem, sounding like a 12 year-old girl on
helium,
Look at him! Walking around trying to kiss
Dre's ass,
Trying to impress you. "He's so weak,
though."
I put Christina on blast on my new CD,
cause I tried to hit on her and she rejected
me,
Sometimes I wanna jump on the stage and just
let loose,
But I can't cause I sound like the squirrel
on Bulwinkle the Moose
This song is on your nerves, this song is on
your nerves,
I know I'm lucky cause I got more fame than I
deserve,
And that's the message that I try to give to
little kids,
You can be famous and never know what talent
is
Of course they're gonna like me, cause I'm
like a cartoon
version of Ricky Schroeder when he was on
'Silver Spoons'
I ain't nothin' but a product, packaged to be
bought up,
You know a year from now I won't be thought
of,
But I write about dead animals and cannibals,
cause that'll shock people and sell
records... man, I hope
So if I can be ridiculous and talent less,
I guess no one is hopeless, look how bad this
song is!
I'm Slim Shady, and yes, I'm real grating,
I talk like Peter Brady, and it's irritating,
I know you're saying Slim Shady please shut
up,
please shut up, please shut up
Well I'm Slim Shady, and yes, I'm real
grating,
I talk like Peter Brady, and it's irritating,
I know you're saying Slim Shady please shut
up,
please shut up, please shut up
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Durée : 107 s |
| Eminem MTV 2000 "The Real Slim Shady" |
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BB☆★☆　Eminem MTV 2000
Eminem
Birth name Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Also known as Slim Shady
Born October 17, 1972 (1972-10-17) (age 35)
St. Joseph, Missouri, United States
Origin Detroit, Michigan, U.S.
Genre(s) Hip hop
Occupation(s) Rapper, producer, actor
Years active 1995 - present
Label(s) Bassmint, Mashin' Duck, Web,
Aftermath, Interscope, Shady
Associated acts D12, Dr. Dre
Influences 2Pac, Mobb Deep, Beastie Boys, Big
Daddy Kane, Jay-Z, Kool G Rap, KRS-One,
Rakim, Redman, Run-D.M.C., LL Cool J, Masta
Ace, Treach, N.W.A, Nas, The Notorious B.I.G.
Website www.eminem.com
"The Real Slim Shady"
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please
stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person
before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy
just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over
furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way,
you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did
he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his
you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so
cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in
my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your
parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let
loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a
little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to
little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's
clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some
of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another
man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got
the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus
and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to
sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me,
let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be
weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney
Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to
first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to
Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem
VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups,
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
[bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck
like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not
quite me!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm
only givin you
things you joke about with your friends
inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say
it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false
or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I
just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out
can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these
albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when
I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home
flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with
Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra
isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady
lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on
your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta
control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does
it go?
[Chorus 4X]
[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Affichage : 27690
Durée : 298 s |
| Eminem - The Real Slim Shady [With Lyrics] |
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Eminem Performing "The Real Slim Shady"
Not My Video
Lyrics :
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please
stand up?
Were gonna have a problem here..
Yall act like you never seen a white person
before
Jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy
just burst in the door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin her over
furniture (ahh!)
Its the return of the... ah, wait, no way,
youre kidding,
He didnt just say what I think he did, did
he?
And dr. dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. dres dead, hes locked in my basement!
(ha-ha!)
Feminist women love eminem {*vocal turntable:
Chigga chigga chigga*} slim shady, Im sick of
him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his
you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who, yeah, but hes so
cute though!
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in
my head loose
But no worse, than whats goin on in your
parents bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let
loose, but cant
But its cool for tom green to hump a dead
moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
lips
And if Im lucky, you might just give it a
little kiss
And thats the message that we deliver to
little kids
And expect them not to know what a womans
clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals.. well, some of
us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
{*slurp*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another
man cant elope
{*ewww!*} but if you feel like I feel, I got
the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus
and it goes
Chorus: eminem (repeat 2x)
Im slim shady, yes Im the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real slim shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
[eminem]
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to
sell his records;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let
alone stand me
But slim, what if you win, wouldnt it be
weird?
Why? so you guys could just lie to get me
here?
So you can, sit me here next to britney
spears?
Shit, christina aguilera better switch me
chairs
So I can sit next to carson daly and fred
durst
And hear em argue over who she gave head to
first
You little bitch, put me on blast on mtv
Yeah, hes cute, but I think hes married to
kim, hee-hee!
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem
vd {*ahhh!*}
Im sick of you little girl and boy groups,
all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
{*bzzzt*}
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just dont give a fuck
like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not
quite me!
Chorus
[eminem]
Im like a head trip to listen to, cause Im
only givin you
Things you joke about with your friends
inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say
it
In front of yall and I dont gotta be false or
sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it {*err*} I
just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out
can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these
albums like valiums
Its funny; cause at the rate Im goin when Im
thirty
Ill be the only person in the nursin home
flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when Im jackin off with
jergens
And Im jerkin but this whole bag of viagra
isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
lurkin
He could be workin at burger king, spittin on
your onion rings
{*hach*} or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming I dont give a fuck!
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta
control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does
it go?
Chorus 2x
[eminem]
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all stand up
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