| Star Golden Bell Ep.190 (062108) [Eng Sub] pt.4 |
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MC:Kim Jae Dong, Ji Suk Jin, Yoon Soo Young
Guest: Yurisangja(Lee Sae Joon, Park Seung
Hwa), Go Yu Jin, A'st1(Tomo), Jewelry(Seo In
Young), Kim Na Young, Super Junior(Eeteuk, Ye
Sung), Sung Shi Kyung, Moon Chun Shik, Gil
Gun, Kim Seung Yul, Kim Sung Kyung, Kim Yoon
Jung, Miracle(Nam Gyu, Dong Gwang), Kim Tae
Hyun, Yoo Chae Young, Song Joon Geun, Hong
Suh Bum
Tags : Star Golden Bell Yurisangja Jewelry Seo In Young Super Junior Eeteuk Ye Sung Shi Kyung |
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Affichage : 8764
Durée : 643 s |
| Star Wars according to a 3 year old. |
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02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to
be a short movie that would circulate within
a small circle of friends has turned into
something much more very quickly. I'm
thrilled that so many people have enjoyed
this video but also somewhat mortified that I
added this without my daughter's knowledge or
consent. Maybe someday she will find some
humor in it.
Comments: Have been disabled. I think they
have run their course. To those who have
sent positive comments, thank you very much.
You've made us appreciate what we have even
more than we already do. To those of you
who've said you've changed your mind about
having children, well, have at it. :)
Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your
interest. At the current time we have no
intention of exposing our little one to the
destroyer of youth that is the entertainment
industry (with the exception of Star Wars,
heh). Hopefully if she chooses to follow
this path on her own someday she will find a
door still open for her.
Other things:
She has never seen Pokemon so I don't think
she's making a reference to the ball on that
show. I think she just means pokey ball as
in "a ball that is pokey." (And yes, I know
what the pokey balls really are! Stop
emailing :) )
Three year olds can't read. I'm sure there
are exceptions to that rule.
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Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the
plot of Star Wars Episode IV.
She explained the whole movie to me in much
greater detail but unfortunately I didn't
have the camera going. When I finally caught
her talking about the movie again she
delivered this truncated, but still funny,
version.
Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments.
Maybe I will print them out for her and
someday and when she's all growed up she'll
get to read them herself.
A little more about the video: She wasn't
coached to say anything, nor was she forced
to make the video. She rarely stops talking.
Those of you with children understand this:
sometimes it's harder to turn the faucet off
than to turn the faucet on.
Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie
only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so
it wouldn't be too much all at once for her.
The video was edited to make it shorter, more
cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move
some of the lines around so it would make
more sense.
Tags : star wars according to child year old explaining plot kid in one minute |
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Affichage : 8097290
Durée : 90 s |
| Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 |
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A music video featuring some of your favorite
or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars
characters like you've never seen them
before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I
do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note
that they are not absolutely correct, as I do
not have confirmation from the artists). From
now on, any comments asking for the lyrics
will simply be removed. I will not insult you
even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to
deserve it.
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on
strike
and I have no experience with this type of
shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like
tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark
Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills
ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black
dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off
blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos
and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and
split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin'
universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll
fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed
whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone
falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2
squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
Tags : star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando |
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Affichage : 7282866
Durée : 149 s |
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