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| The Website Is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude |
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*this is not my work - all credits go to
thewebsiteisdown.com*
After much taping, editing, deleting,
drinking and swearing we are proud to
present... Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup
of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell.
If you've ever called tech support and
wondered what the hell they are doing down
there... well, this should answer some
questions for you.
Created by: Josh Weinberg
Sales Guy: Casey Cochran
Web Dude: Josh Weinberg
Trevor from Arvada: Jesse
JohnsonWhitefellow (The Boss): Josh Childs
Sales Manager Nancy: Ruth SherrodIrving
Music By: Rap Team - myspace.com/rapteam
User interface Open Source Credits:
// VT100.js: fzort.org/bi/o.php
// Released under the GNU LGPL v2.1, by Frank
Bi
Thanks To:
Apple, Skype, Linus Torvalds, SuSE Linux,
Redhat Linux, VmWare, AOL, HijackPro and
Microsoft (for creating so many things to
make fun of).
Please Enjoy.
If you have problems logging in then just try
harder.
Please don't sue me.
halo gaming unix animation short film
trailer geek nerd humor machinima
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Tags : Website Down Sales Guy vs Web Dude funny tech support halo entertainment short film video game it unix nerd geek gaming |
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Durée : 624 s |
| Photoshop Tutorial Slice and Export a Website Layout + HTML |
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Welcome to this video tutorial! We will learn
how to take a Photoshop created web page
layout template and slice it into individual
pieces and then export it with an HTML file.
We will cover user slices, layer based
slices, auto slices, naming slices, assigning
links to slices, alternate text for slices,
creating multiple slices at one time,
previewing our file in a web browser, saving
individual slices as gifs or jpgs from the
same document, and exporting a fully
functional HTML file to go along with all of
it. Please enjoy and don't forget to check
out the site http://www.tutvid.com
Tags : Adobe Photoshop Tutorial Training Web Page Webpage Site Website Template Layout Slicing Optimize for Optimizing |
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Durée : 1264 s |
| Basic HTML and CSS Tutorial. Howto make website from scratch |
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You can put your site on the web using a free
host
http://blog.jimmyr.com/List_of_Webhosting_Com
panies_17_2008.php
Yeah, it's long. #1 requested tutorial on my
page is how to make your own site though. I
guess it beats those "learn html in 24 hours"
books in any case. See the freehosts below on
how to put your page online.
w3 html and css
http://www.w3schools.com/html/
http://www.w3schools.com/css/default.asp
Simple HTML/CSS Layout Examples
http://blog.html.it/layoutgala/
http://www.code-sucks.com/css%20layouts/faux-
css-layouts/
http://www.mycelly.com/
http://www.thenoodleincident.com/tutorials/bo
x_lesson/boxes.html
Simple CSS Formatter
http://csstypeset.com/
HTML testing Sandbox
http://htmlsandbox.com/
CSS cheat sheet
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=css+chea
t+sheet&btnG=Search
HTML Cheat sheet
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=html+che
at+sheet&btnG=Search
Group that standardizes html
http://www.w3.org/
MetaTags
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&pwst=1&sa=
X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=meta+tag
s&spell=1
doctype
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=doctype&
btnG=Search
Adding Images as backgrounds
http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_background.a
sp
RGB Color
You can indicate color by using RGB mode too.
eg. #336699 is a nice blue google likes to
use. It stands for 33 red, 66 green, and 99
blue in hexadecimal. Here's a RGB color
picker
http://www.siteprocentral.com/html_color_code
.html
Domains cost money, like $10 a year usually
or less. I'm not going to endorse any
registrars.
CSS rounded corners
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=css+roun
ded+corners&btnG=Search
Change the look when printing (media)
http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-CSS2/media.html
CSS Popular Pages
http://del.icio.us/search/?fr=del_icio_us&p=c
ss&type=all
http://del.icio.us/search/?fr=del_icio_us&p=t
op+css&type=all
HTML Validator
http://validator.w3.org/
CSS Validator
http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/
Some decent text editors
http://www.context.cx/
http://www.pspad.com/
http://notepad-plus.sourceforge.net/uk/site.h
tm
http://www.jedit.org/
http://www.scintilla.org/SciTE.html
http://www.notetab.com/
html forums
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.html/topic
s?lnk=gschg
CSS Forums
http://csscreator.com/?q=forum/
Info about "Lorem Ipsum" often seen on
template pages
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
CSS Transparency
IE
filter:alpha(opacity=50);
Firefox
-moz-opacity:0.5;
kde based browsers
-khtml-opacity: 0.5;
Safari
opacity: 0.5;
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Tags : jimmyrcom html tutorial css tutorials howto make website websites custom edit scraft beginners advanced free hack |
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Durée : 2359 s |
| Webinar: Google Trifecta for your Website |
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Recording of the Google Trifecta webinar held
on July 8, 2008. Speakers provide
introductions to Google Webmaster Tools,
Google Analytics, and Google Website
Optimizer and answer common questions.
Individually, each tool offers valuable and
actionable information about specific aspects
of your site; combined, you get a
comprehensive understanding of both your
visitors and your pages.
Tags : Google Trifecta Website Optimizer Analytics Webmaster Tools |
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Durée : 3596 s |
| Federation Of Light - Craft Will Appear on Oct 14th 2008 |
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http://www.EscapeTheIllusion.com
Blossom's most recent book "The Bridge"
documents the messages channeled to her by
the Cosmic Beings known as The Federation of
Light. In her most recent encounters with
them they have announced that one of their
craft will appear in our skies on October
14th 2008 for a period of three days in such
a way as to prove to us the existence of
other life forms in the Universe. The
Federation of Light stress that they come in
LOVE to help us and our planet move to a new
Higher Vibration of Love. They have asked
Blossom to get this message out to as many
people as possible.
Here is that message...
Tags : "Federation Of Light" UFO UFOs Love Light "First Contact" |
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