| The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics |
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"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell
Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2
minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and
talented!
Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below.
(Thank you BelleFlower15!)
"The Mom Song"
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your
homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and
hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's
the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one
day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be
seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this
afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just
play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to
share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a
dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your
stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some
hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting
at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what
time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you
welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when
you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little
children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so
willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your
eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would
appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you
straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with
me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth
for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a
thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be
in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real
to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your
PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again
because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the
mom!!
Ta da!!!
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