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music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in
like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it
and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you
should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe
if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat
my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl
steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards
of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly
ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete
(re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to
meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you
think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your
g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world
country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped
porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me,
can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn
Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like
your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd
take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't
care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar
bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo
nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a
layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet
her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her
Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im
jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what
your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between
respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon
sect
That says you cant have sex with members of
different sects, but you cant have sex with
members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex
can be same, then the only sex left is some
left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and
if that don't feel right then u can write my
name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like
spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic
figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so
at the nude baech people think im lookin for
lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings
and if you want to take it all wear African
neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are
straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me
(blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
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Affichage : 2980075
Durée : 248 s |
| My Whole Family... |
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on
itunes!
three of them never before seen on the
internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
thinks i'm gay
YO this is NOT homophobic...its suppose to be
a joke? ha ha?
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music and lyrics by bo burnham
Everytime i go to dinner
it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
i can talk, but theyre not able
When i look at them i find
there's a single question on their mind.
i wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy no because...
My whole family thinks im gay
i guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
that makes them think that i like...boys
The goddamn question just wont go away
cause i get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss
guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now im Elton John.
My whole family now suspects,
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
But im not gay and thats what i said,
If i'm gay then god strike me dead.
Just cause i go to an all-guys school,
Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
When I go outside, what do i see?
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
I think that God might think im gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
My whole family thinks im "fab"
There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other
way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i
could trust.
Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just
kidding
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...
Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What am i suppose to say?
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks i'm queer,
That is all i ever hear,
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.
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Affichage : 2085171
Durée : 270 s |
| Rehab Center for Fictional Characters |
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on
itunes!
three of them never before seen on the
internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler
elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys
Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.
im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke
coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....
hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick
santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop
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Affichage : 1737407
Durée : 278 s |
| Re: BoBurnham Honda Commercial |
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shannon (impersonating) vanessa (crying), and
kimberly (filming) who all love bo very very
much and want him to add us on facebook,
decided to throw a slumber party where we
spent most of the night naked and making out
with one another. we got clothed strictly so
that our video would not be deleted off of
youtube. and thus, we dedicate this video to
our mutual love, mr.burnham, and if you are
reading this, we love you. a lot.
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