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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
three of them never before seen on the
internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
whats a pirate minus the ship? just a
creative homeless guy,
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant
ant? an ironic way to die
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid
with too much in his pants
and two balls minus one, six titles at the
tour de france.
split a decision with long division,
take the circumference of your circumcision
live like your data and when you're all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get.
is new math...
whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a
nike worker's meal
and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i
guess that makes him real,
and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a
box,
how do u trace a scatter plot? give the
pencil to michael j fox.
take the approximate moral proportion of the
probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, and when youre all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get...
is new math.
and if you made a factor tree of the factors
that caused my girl to leave me youd have a
tree...
full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical
minds make industrial smog.
and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the
unnatural log.
support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor
(fact, or)
live like ur data...blah blah
word problems
if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a
twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change you
need to know the value of pi (pie)
and theres a metal train that a mile long and
at the very back end a lightning bolt struck
her,
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver,
provided that he's a good conductor,
and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty
percent of men are chinese, what are the odds
that a men chosen at random spends his
freetime and mealtime while on his knees
and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two
years older then twelve year old tori,
for how many more 30 day months will their
threesomes be considered statutory rape
cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion
if it cant be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its
improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it
best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if
theyre under thirteen just do them in your
head....
and new math
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on
itunes!
three of them never before seen on the
internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler
elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys
Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.
im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke
coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....
hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick
santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop
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| i'm bo yo. |
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http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.wo
a/wa/viewAlbum?id=282799181
&s=143441
buy that shit!
music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in
like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it
and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you
should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe
if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat
my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl
steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards
of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly
ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete
(re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to
meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you
think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your
g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world
country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped
porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me,
can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn
Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like
your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd
take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't
care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar
bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo
nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a
layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet
her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her
Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im
jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what
your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between
respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon
sect
That says you cant have sex with members of
different sects, but you cant have sex with
members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex
can be same, then the only sex left is some
left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and
if that don't feel right then u can write my
name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like
spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic
figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so
at the nude baech people think im lookin for
lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings
and if you want to take it all wear African
neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are
straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me
(blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
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