| The Catflap News with Anna Fowler Issue 18 |
 |
www.catflpamag.com
Hello, I'm Anna Fowler and this is Catflap,
the magazine that's also had talks with Tom
Hicks about the Liverpool job.
Here then are your Catflap headlines. Talking
of Liverpool, it's not looking good for Rafa
Benitez. Yes, despite taking Liverpool to
Champions League glory, it seems the Spaniard
is living on borrowed time at Anfield.
Indeed, by the time you watch this Rafa may
well be sat on a beach counting his pay-off
and stroking his little goatee beard.
Elsewhere, the search for the new Scotland
manager continues with the shortlist getting
ever shorter and the stench of desperation
getting ever more pungent. Former Derby boss
Billy Davies is the latest to rule himself
out of the running, following hot on the
heels of my nan, Heather the sandwich lady
and Roger the mechanic round the corner.
Finally, the new England coach Fabio Capello
has said he's yet to decide who is going to
captain the national team. "The captaincy is
a very important decision," said Capello. "I
want to get to know the players well first."
That's easy Fab, just read the News of the
World every Sunday. You'll see exactly what
they're like.
So that's your Catflap headlines. Enjoy this
week's issue and I'll see you next week...
Can I get off now?
Arsenal Gunners, Gooners
Aston Villa Villains
Blackburn Rovers Rovers, The Riversiders
Bolton Wanderers Trotters
Charlton Athletic Addicks, the Valiants
Chelsea Blues, or Pensioners
Everton Toffees, or The Toffeemen, or Blues
Fulham Cottagers
Liverpool Reds
Manchester City Citizens, City, or Sky Blues
Manchester United Red Devils
Middlesbrough Boro
Newcastle United Magpies
Portsmouth Pompey
Reading The Royals or Biscuitmen (obsolete)
Sheffield United Blades
Tottenham Hotspur Spurs, Cockerels and
Lilywhites (obsolete)
Watford Hornets, Golden Boys
West Ham United Hammers, The Irons
Wigan Athletic Latics
Barnsley Tykes, The Reds, The Colliers
Birmingham City Blues
Burnley Clarets
Cardiff City Bluebirds
Colchester United The 'U's
Coventry City Sky Blues
Crystal Palace The Eagles or Glaziers
(obsolete)
Derby County Rams
Hull City Tigers
Ipswich Town Blues or Tractor Boys
Leeds United United or The Whites or Peacocks
(obsolete)
Leicester City Foxes
luton Town Hatters
Norwich City Canaries
Plymouth Argyle Pilgrims, The Greens
Preston North End Lilywhites, North End or
PNE. Early days known as The Invincibles
Queens Park RangersThe 'R's or The Hoops
Sheffield Wednesday Owls
Southampton Saints
Southend United Shrimpers
Stoke City Potters
Sunderland Black Cats, The Lads, The Mackems,
Rokerites (obsolete)
West Bromwich Albion Baggies, The Throstles
(out of use)
Wolverhampton Wanderers Wolves
Tags : capello football liverpool rafa benitez manager england soccer girls funny scotland tom hicks headlines tutorial |
|
Affichage : 6292
Durée : 109 s |
| The Catflap News with Anna Fowler Issue 13 |
 |
Hello again I'm Anna Fowler and this is
Catflap, the football magazine that's leaving
it's Christmas shopping till the very last
minute...
Anyway, these are your Catflap news
headlines...
Yes, it's that time of the week when another
Frenchman steps forward to take a pop shot at
English football. This time, it's Chelsea's
French international Florent Malouda, who has
branded our game as "brainless" and also
criticised the diets of the British players.
"The people at Chelsea don't control what the
players eat," he said. "You can help yourself
to whatever you like, drink Coke or
anything." And what, exactly, is wrong wih
that?
Elsewhere, this week has since AC Milan's
Brazilian wizard Kaka voted the European
Player of the Year, beating Manchester
United's Cristiano Ronald and Barcelona's
Lionel Messi into second and third place
respectively. For the record, Wigan's Titus
Bramble came a creditable fourth, followed by
Derby's Andy Griffin.
Finally, it's been another testing week for
Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce. As his team
struggle in the Premier League, the Magpies
boss has had to deal with press reports that
his players are now revolting. You can say
that again. Have you seen Mark Viduka
recently?
Those are your Catflap headlines. If you want
to sign up, just pop your email address in
the box below and we'll be in touch. In the
meantime, enjoy the issue and I'll see you
next week
Tags : sports talk soccer football anna fowler champions league David Beckham Neville Southall Steven Gerrard Steve McLaren |
|
Affichage : 5395
Durée : 104 s |
|
|
|
|
|
