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Parody written by Helen Austin and performed
at Voices Three 2007, a concert that raised
$3000 for Hospice.
I have had several requests for lyrics...so
here they are and thanks to all for
watching!!
Childbirth Song
You've bags under your eyes
You've got boobs to your knees
Your hand's full of poo and your bra's full
of cheese
Your stomach is bloated your clothes do not
fit
He still wants sex while you feel like shit
He begs for this favour not long after labour
It's like eating a meal after you've just
been sick
And the boys at the office tell him I should
give him what he wants
To this I say that they're a bunch of
lalalalalalala
You bastard you cocked up it's you got me
knocked up
Just cos you want me to have bigger tits
You're pleading, you're pining
Oh please stop your whining
You're not getting sex 'til the kid's 26
You say you want another child, another
pregnancy
When you can poo a watermelon I'll agree
I could have been someone if you just hadn't
come (along)
If I hadn't been so drunk and I'd said maybe
We'd be going out and stuff, now there's
foreceps up my chuff
Pulling the head of a screaming 10lb baby
And the mums on Hornby Island* say keep
breast feeding 'til they're four
If I do I won't have nipples anymore
And all the doctors told me that I'd need a
stitch or ten
I say sew me up so I can't do this again.
*an island nearby with a reputation for being
very wholesome!
Tags : childbirth comedy funny song pregnant guitar baby helen austin |
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Affichage : 578495
Durée : 185 s |
| 3D Medical Animation: Childbirth Stations of Presentation |
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This time-lapse 3D medical animation shows
the stations of presentation
during labor (labour) and childbirth. The
animation follows the baby's
progress through the mother's birth canal,
marking the baby's position
by how her head lines up with specific points
in the mother's bony
pelvis. These points are called vertex
positions, and use the
designations +3, +2, +1, 0, -1, -2 -3 in what
obstetricians (OB/GYNs)
call the 1/3 system.
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Tags : Nucleus Medical Art 3D medical animation childbirth birth labor labour |
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Affichage : 190714
Durée : 114 s |
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