| Bo Fo' Sho' |
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Mini ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
six-songs, three of them never before seen on
the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
beat and lyrics by bo burnham
walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the
hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee
table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out
with ice.
Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is
tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to
find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have
written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.
chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it
continuity.
the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder
than words
and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you
play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or
percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
chorus...
walking through the garden with food at my
feet, picked up the celery but dropped the
beat (beet).
we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound
of chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some
strings.
Tags : rap awkward bo burnham boburnham puns wordplay sort of feminine |
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Affichage : 2324574
Durée : 193 s |
| U.F.O DISCLOSURE PROJECT U.FO MEETING |
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A large number of ex high ranking officals
including air traffic controllers, ex secret
op. officers, commercial pilots, numorous
military defence specialists with top secret
clearance, people who had access to very
sensitive documents
lieutenants, ex commanders in the u.s
airforce,
astronauts,etc...
all going befor ethe national press club to
discuss what their experiences have been
regarding u.f.o's and all are willing to go
before congress to testify under oath.. never
before has such a group come forward..
this is a must see it is long.. extremely
informative and enlightening.
CENTRALELEMENTS.COM
Tags : UFO MILLITARY TOP SECRET AIRFORCE SIGHTINGS DISCLOSURE EXTRATERESTRIAL |
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Affichage : 419529
Durée : 6950 s |
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