| McDonald's: The Rap |
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The best part of making this video was the
fact I got to eat the props. Except the
bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of
dude.
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other videos! I'll go ahead and include the
lyrics on here until I put them on the site.
Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring
toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's
always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some
dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or
The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to
the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it
happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to
spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your
order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour
there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my
trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't
decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt
Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to
spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your
order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for
lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce,
cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love
with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude
you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the
food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you
friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of
mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for
spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac
arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they
forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you
rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's
screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray
Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
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| Whatever You Like: Cow Version |
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A cow's take on "Whatever You Like" by TI.
Because cows are tasty. Hope you like it!
Check out the original song!
Lyrics:
http://www.goremy.com/Site/Whatever_You_Like%
3A_Cow_Version.html
Or check out more videos, etc!
http://www.goremy.com
See you at YouTube Live!
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| Goremy in PSP |
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Most of Goremy's songs are in my PSP, you can
download them from youtube then convert them
to MPEG4 and put them in the video file on
the PSP
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| Hummus The Rap (GoRemy) HD |
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A better quality version.
LYRICS:
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
Dip it to my thumb-us.
It's the best, beats the rest
When you seem to need a
paste with some taste
to put on your pita
Hit me, hit me
With a little chick pea
Got a lot of bread
That's the trick, see?
I'm a fast pita eater
got the pedal to the metal
Putting down so much bread
You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel
Now my bread's all gone
Hmm, what's the next pick?
Checkin the pantry
How 'bout some bread sticks?
Bust the tops off the box
Dip it in all the way
Put that stick in my head
Like I'm Phineas Gage
I got my hummus from the supermarket
Don't be a weenie
If you want real hummus in your stomach
Then you need some tahini
Is this hummus cooked?
You ain't gotta boil it, yo
You just need more peas
than a toilet bowl
You've been sitting there for hours eating?
Maybe brah...
It's like the toilet's eating hummus
Through a crazy straw!
Remy Remz in a Benz
Cruisin' on a Sunday
When'd you rent a Benz, Remz?
I thought you rock a Hyundai
Driving up to Detroit
Now that summer's here
Rock City?
Nah man, I call it Hummusville!
What, you on vacation?
Sounds like a nice world
Man, I'm working harder
than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl
Dearborn's the place
where the hummus flows
I thought they liked coneys, man
I saw it in the Post
I love dipping in the hummus, man
I beg your pardon?
I'm eating more paste
than I did in kindergarten
Options pouring out on Warren
lots of food I see
Got cuisine on from Shatila
down to New Yasmeen
I done came for the food
I'm a hummus-eating menace
Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough
Aren't you a dentist?
Clap your hands really fast
If you think hummus is the best
Now shake sh-shake shake your pita
If you hit the hummus with paprika
Saddam, Iran, Osama,
Baby bomber drama, little peace:
it's on your TV, but believe me
There is good in Middle East, it's...
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
With Thomas Jefferson-us.
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