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Translation :
[The people here are: Stephane Bern (curly
haired) is the host of this show, the first
man we see in the video is Ariel Wizman and
he "co-hosts" the show with Bern, Stephane
Guillon the man all the celebrities hate ;)
and the guest JB maunier.
AW:... He was trained with the German army,
it's Stephene Guillon!
SB: Mr. Stephane Guillon! How are you?
SG: Very well.
SB: Whose portrait are you going to make
tonight?
SG: Wot the UMP Deputy because I was asked to
leave them alone to have a big one soon...
SB: Hohohohoho ( he is famous for his
laughter in France )
GUEST: We're too kind, this is not cool.
SG: We're 'taming' them...
SB: You mean he's a small fish and the big
fish you're waiting for is Sarkosy (French
president)?
SG: Sarkosy or mmm what's his name, the one
with a hump?
[general laughter]
SB: Anyway we can attack his ideas but we
can't attack people in public (sound is off,
so not a perfect translation.)
AW: But we're not obliged to have Quasimodo
as prime minister...
SB: Oh no wait, it's too mean, look we can
present a show being ugly so... so that's not
a reason...
WOMAN GUEST: Oh no Stephane you're not ugly!
SG: No you're not ugly (he arranges his hair)
it's better now, isn't it?
SB: Yeah yeah.
SG: It holds well we almost see nothing (not
too sure of this sentence either.)
SB: Nooo ahahahaha! So I asked you a
question, whose portrait are you going make
tonight?
SG: Jean-Baptiste.
JBM: I think so...
SG: Jean-Baptiste, Jean-Baptiste...
SB: He survived Mylene Farmer (strange but
extremely successful french singer) , he will
survive you.
SG: Hahaha poor guy... JB, I made my paper
about you, it's good to destroy a kid, it
makes it popular. Did you see Guillon,
he exploded on a 15 year old kid, last year
it was Priscilla, just 14 (young singer), and
when it's not kids, he attacks the old;
Mr orlando, 87, the bastard! Last year, I
didn't want to destroy you Jean-Bap'; too
fresh, but since sometimes ,you 'make the
handsome' (french expression) in magazines,
and I saw you at the Cesars ceremony (like
the Academy Awards in France), the Academy
awards ceremony, at the "restos du coeur" (a
French fund-raising concert for the poor.),
I told myself that's good, he's 'ripe'! Star
child, we must react very fast, if we do
nothing now, you're going to end like
Brigitte Faucet ! Yeah I'm scaring you, I'm
doing it on purpose!...
A kid at the restos du coeur, I know he
became friends with Mimi Mathy (a female
"little person" who is a comedian.) but...
do only charity things: a CD for the tsunami,
a movie with Annie Girardot (old french
actess), it must be for the "canicule" (a
summer where it was so hot that thousands of
old people died),
plus you leave your schoolwork behind. "JB
missed classes and his marks are suffering
from it", said daddy in Gala (french
magazine)," JB, you know what I think about
your school results?"
"No, dad" "Then buy Gala, it's in there !"...
JB, you were born at Brignol in December
1990, you love skate bording, biking, Harry
Potter and Kyo (French rock band), that's
your mistake, it'll pass! You posses two
mygales.
Next time you go to the restos du coeur, put
one in Lorie's knickers (stupid french
singer)! You're old enough to do it and it
will please me! JB superstar, when he leaves
concerts he's obliged to wear a hood.
Beware the similarities: you started very
young, you wear a hood, you don't sleep in a
oxygen chamber, if Liz Taylor invites you,
refuse it! Ok Bambi? A short glory, soon your
voice will change, isn't it terrible?
Amanda Lear (actress with a weird voice) was
part of a chorus! When she began shaving it
was all over!
SB: Oh no! Oh no! She did nothing to you!
SG: Yeah she did nothin to me, you can't say
that!..... So a polemic, a polemic around the
magic of Les choristes, the children of the
chorus of Saint Marc want to be paid!
9 milloin entries to the theaters ,1.5
million CDs sold and they want their part of
it! 50 euros (about 40 dollars) each concert,
isn't it enough for those little bastards?!!
They say that as singers, they have the right
to get between 8 and 10% of the sells, wait,
when you're 12, go to TV shows and shake
hands with Mechel Drucker (host) are the most
beautiful rewards!
Jacques Perrin, the producer is indignified,
he's right: no duck on "Le peuple migrateur"
asked to be paid! And it was the same for the
march of the penguins, they didn't ask for
anything!
Shaking hands was difficult! No I hope, JB,
that the magic of Les choristes isn't broken,
Telerama (a television magazine that wrote
about him) wouldn't survive it! Ok, goodbye!
SB: so JB?
JBM: I was waiting on worse, it was good...
(thank you to saiyajingirlZ for the
translation, I edited it just a bit.)
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