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Alan Colmes gets furious that Palin excelled.
He pukes up his DNC talking points which Dick
Morris then gleefully throws back in his
deranged face.
Is Alan Colmes not one of the most irritating
people in the history of television?
Alan Colmes' Death Goes Unreported On Hannity
& Colmes
June 28, 2006 | Issue 42•26
WASHINGTON, DC—The accidental death of Alan
Colmes, the liberal commentator sometimes
featured alongside conservative Sean Hannity,
has gone unreported on their Fox News
political commentary show for two weeks. "I
can't understand why—why the Republicans
are afraid to pull the trigger on
immigration!" said Hannity, speaking to an
empty seat across the set. "Would someone,
anyone from the other side of the issue
please tell me exactly how you seduced them
to the Dumb Side? This is backwards
thinking!" Hannity did not attend the funeral
held last weekend for Colmes, who, according
to anonymous sources within Fox News, was
caught in a D.C.-area crosswalk when the
light changed, flip-flopped on which way to
go, and was struck by a dump-truck.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50022
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