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Newgrounds is an awesome website, but this
video is a list of 12 things that piss me off
about Newgrounds. Thanks to all who
contributed! Rate & Comment this video!
Also check out Newgrounds for ORIGINAL flash
films and flash games!
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FU#1
These stupid and pointless Sim Dating Games
where you play as some horny guy who tries to
get laid by some fictional character. Its
just another excuse for people to look at
pictures of cartoon porn; while at the same
time playing some boring, half-ass, trivial
game to waste everyone's lives away. If I
wanted porn, I'd go to a fucking porn site
for crying out loud, if I wanted to play a
game, I'd play a game with a purpose to it.
And if I wanted a date, I'd go on a date with
someone in something I like to call, "real
life".
FU#2
Speaking of porn, what is up with these
stupid porno flash films and hentai on
Newgrounds? And why do people like hentai in
the first place? I'm sorry but two color
drawing animations having sex isn't exactly
appealing at all. Not to mention those
tentacles are hella creepy too. Hentai is a
waste of fucking time, if you want porn, look
up some real porn, and look it up at a porno
site, that's what they are for!!
FU#3
The "blam" system, which is meant to save
good flash films and delete bad ones. This
system fucking fails miserably and needs to
be fixed. The U.S Government has a better
system with its money than Newgrounds does
with its "blam" system. Sometimes good flash
films get deleted, while many bad ones
permanently stay around, what a shit load of
mother fucking BULLFUCK!
FU#4
SHITTY flash films that get featured on the
front page of Newgrounds. There is no point
in having a low rated piece of crap flash
film around, because the "blam" system is
supposed to delete it. But no, just for
fucking kicks, a flash film that gets a 1/5
average gets featured, and everyone HATES it.
We can thank Tom for that one, the douche
who runs the site. I mean wow, we got one
douche nozzle named Tom running MySpace, and
another running Newgrounds, what the fuck...?
Lets feature some GOOD flash films that
deserve some recognition!
FU#5
Flash collaborations by a bunch of artists
that make no fucking sense and have no
purpose to them. Many Newgrounds users throw
in some song, and put together a bunch of
random flash animations that doesn't match
together, and that nobody gives a shit about.
Sure the collaboration might have a good
song, but unfortunately, that's the only good
fucking thing about most Newgrounds
collaborations.
FU#6
Flash films and games that have an incorrect
age rating on them. Like when some dumbass
rates their adult video good for all ages.
Thanks for trying to corrupt the youth of the
world, and misleading people with your
incorrect age rating. If you want more
viewers for your flash, make a good fucking
flash film, and not misleading bullshit.
FU#7
The fact that the Newgrounds site is just so
fucking slow. Fix the lag! If you thought
MySpace and YouTube were bad, you haven't
seen jack shit yet. I could cry myself a
river, buy a boat, and go sailing down that
river until I find someone who gives a crap
faster than Newgrounds will load one of its
pages.
FU#8
When people don't know how to properly make a
good flash film or flash game, yet they
submit their piece of shit flash to
Newgrounds. You should learn how to properly
use a flash program first, and beta test the
damn flash before releasing it to the public!
The last thing everyone needs is a half ass,
broken down piece of crap flash that doesn't
fucking work.
FU#9
Spam advertisements on flash films. Why do
people put these stupid advertisements on
flash videos. Nobody is gonna click it and
nobody gives a rats ass about it, all people
want to see is some entertainment, some your
fucking ad placement.
FU#10
Flash games that are IMPOSSIBLE to beat.
Challenging flash games are fun, but not if
someone has to dedicate their fucking life
just to beat some fricking flash game! Good
flash games are games with a goal that's
actually attainable by people.
FU#11
Ok people stop flaming and bashing users
senselessly in the review section of a flash
film. Nobody cares if you think its "gay" or
it "sucks", so unless you have something
important to say that people can actually get
feedback from, shut the fuck up because
nobody cares or wants to hear your bullshit.
FU#12
Stop creating retarded inappropriate flash
films on Newgrounds. Just because your flash
film has excess blood, gore, boobs, and
penis's, doesn't mean your cool or your flash
film is good. All that's gonna do is make
everyone get grossed out and hate your flash
film, never to watch that bullshit again.
Music:
Xerochi - Head On Into A Wall
http://xerochi.newgrounds.com
David Bates - Darkness Album 1
http://www.myspace.com/leopardreaper
*Used with permission.
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