| RiffTrax w/ Mike Nelson Battlefield Earth |
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In the year 3000 man is an endangered
species, enslaved, severely unshowered,
beholden to a cruel alien race fond of
dreadlocks and really impractical boots. Only
one man can break the yoke of slavery and
lead mankind to victory over their cruel
tyranny. And that one man is television
character actor Peter MacNicol. Wait --
slight error there. Salt of the earth, Peter
MacNicol, but it's not him. Actually, the one
man who can break the yoke of slavery and
lead mankind to victory is Johnny Goodboy
Tyler (Barry Pepper), if you can believe
that. Yes, Battlefield Earth, L. Ron
Hubbard's epic tale of why you should become
a Scientologist splashes* across the big
screen in John Travolta's masterful**
retelling. Helping Mr. Travolta along in his
masterful retelling are Mike, Kevin Murphy
and Bill Corbett. Yes, the MST3K gang is back
together in full force to take on the most
legendary cinematic blunder since whatever
Joel Schumacher's last film was.
*like vomit.
**here "masterful" is used in the sense of
"revoltingly, irredeemably noxious"
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Affichage : 46250
Durée : 125 s |
| RiffTrax w/ Mike Nelson "Terminator 3" Sample |
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Robots sent from the future into the past to
kill people who will one day become important
to the war against machines are like
cockroaches -- no matter how many of 'em you
kill, there's always another, showing up one
day naked in a little glowing ball of energy
(the robots from the future, not cockroaches.
Well, to be clear, the cockroaches show up
naked as well, but without the little glowing
ball of energy.) The point is, humanity's
loss is our gain, as Terminator 3 offers
another chance for Arnold Alois
Schwarzenegger to show off his prodigious
acting chops [i.e., his pecs]. Kristanna
Loken co-stars as the ruthless Termanatrix, a
superior model of robot with, I think you'll
agree, a superior bare backside, altogether
less hairy, not nearly as Austrian, with
smooth, clean lines and a... anyway, back to
the synopsis.
Arnold must protect John Connor (Nick Stahl)
not only from the Terminatrix, but also,
because the kid is a supremely annoying
presence, from all those who want to slap
him, and that encompasses everyone who has
ever met him. Things get complicated when a
whiny young irritant named Kate (Claire
Danes) locks John into an unhygienic dog
kennel and refuses to even worm him.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is a big,
dumb movie filled with big, dumb people.
Kevin Murphy and Mike Nelson are two big,
dumb guys who are just dumb enough to take it
on!
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Affichage : 81609
Durée : 135 s |
| A Visit to Santa |
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Just in time for the holidays, RiffTrax
presents our take on A Visit to Santa, a
Christmas short of unknown origin that most
probably was the result of Santa's
short-lived collaboration with the producing
team of Screwtape and Wormwood. Rather than
being a right jolly old elf, Santa here is
depicted as the Dark Prince of a vast slave
empire made up entirely of children under 10
- it's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
with less dignified clothing. Or put another
way it's Manos: The Hands of Fate without the
elephantiasis.
Mike, Kevin and Bill fall on it like a
Christmas goose in a brand new downloadable
video!
(This is just a short clip of the entire
video. To purchase the whole thing, go to
http://shop.rifftrax.com)
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Affichage : 4881
Durée : 86 s |
| Rifftrax´s 300 -- My fav scenes |
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Sorry for teh crappy editing :). Massive
"spoilers" (since this movie doesn{t have
much of a story lol), just for guys who have
seen 300. Since I didnt have much time left
in the vid, I couldnt include the Inmortal´s
battle. Please watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2Bbwj3P4C4.
Massive amounts of laughter are guaranteed!
Ohh, and buy the Rifftrax audio file from
www.rifftrax.com! Support those guys!!
Long live MST3K!!!
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Affichage : 4423
Durée : 595 s |
| RiffTrax w/ Mike Nelson - The Fifth Element |
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nt
Long before the exceedingly boxy,
strange-looking car, there was another
Element: The Fifth Element, a clown-headed
young woman in orange rubber lederhosen who
held the key to saving earth from a big ball
of evil...stuff. Bruce Willis is a hack (as
in "cab driver") who must protect her from
the malevolent Zorg (Gary Oldman sporting an
acrylic yarmulke, novelty teeth and an accent
that makes him sound like a cross between
Foghorn Leghorn and Barney Fife).
The yummy Ukrainian Milla Jovovich stars as
Leeloo, the titular element. Yes, earth's
very existence is in the hands of someone
named Leeloo.
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Affichage : 110811
Durée : 99 s |
| RiffTrax - Mike Nelson & "Weird Al" Yankovic - Jurassic Park |
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rk
Every quarter century or so a project comes
along that so perfectly unites artist and
medium that one can only stand in wonder and
proclaim, "Wow, Sandra, when was the last
time something this magical came along -
quarter century or so, wasn't it?" So it was
with Michelangelo and marble; Paderewsky and
piano; And so it is with this RiffTrax,
uniting THE legendary dinosaur movie of our
time and THE weirdest "Weird Al" Yankovic of
our time into one harmonic convergence of
RiffTastic Jurassic WeirdAlistic bliss!
RiffTrax would like to say, timidly and with
all humility, YOU MUST GET THIS RIFFTRAX!
IT'S WEIRD AL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! YOU CAN
FIND COPIES OF JURASSIC PARK ON BUS SEATS!
Mike and Weird Al join forces on the most
colossally funny RiffTrax yet!
*As with all RiffTrax, this was tailored to
be age appropriate to the movie itself. That
is, we feel confident saying that if you're
old enough to enjoy Jurassic Park, you're old
enough to enjoy this RiffTrax.
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Affichage : 95105
Durée : 176 s |
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