| RiffTrax Presents - Spider-Man 2 w/ The Comics Curmudgeon |
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http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/spi
derman-2
Of all the movies made in the last eleven
years, only one could bravely fill the gap
between Spider-Man and Spider-Man 3. That
film, of course, is The Man Who Loved Cat
Dancing. However, in order to satisfy the
purists in the audience, Rifftrax Presents
presents our very special riff on Spider-Man
2.
This time, young Peter Parker must choose
between the brave yet thankless life of a
shadowy crime-fighter in a groin-crushing
leotard, or the life of a relentless,
uncle-killing failure who makes Jonah Hill
look like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Alfred
Molina co-stars as Doctor Octavius, AKA Doc
Ock, AKA a man who ought never ever be seen
with his shirt off. Kirsten Dunst returns as
the pale ginger werewolf MJ, and Rosemary
Harris sizzles as the sassy, sexy Aunt May.
Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy welcome special
guest-riffer Josh Fruhlinger, the legendary
Comics Curmudgeon, author of one of the web's
most irreverent and popular blogs (check him
out at http://joshreads.com). Josh has made
it his life's mission to survey, and hurl
invective at the daily comic strip page, and
he knows more about Mary Worth than any
living soul, a thought which ought to send
chills down your spine. Join us as Josh
brings his rapier wit and encyclopedic comic
strip knowledge to this favorite of the
Spider-Man series, and we promise you'll
never have more fun watching a man jump
around in tight clothes.
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Affichage : 1934
Durée : 114 s |
| RiffTrax - Mike Nelson & "Weird Al" Yankovic - Jurassic Park |
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http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/jurassic-pa
rk
Every quarter century or so a project comes
along that so perfectly unites artist and
medium that one can only stand in wonder and
proclaim, "Wow, Sandra, when was the last
time something this magical came along -
quarter century or so, wasn't it?" So it was
with Michelangelo and marble; Paderewsky and
piano; And so it is with this RiffTrax,
uniting THE legendary dinosaur movie of our
time and THE weirdest "Weird Al" Yankovic of
our time into one harmonic convergence of
RiffTastic Jurassic WeirdAlistic bliss!
RiffTrax would like to say, timidly and with
all humility, YOU MUST GET THIS RIFFTRAX!
IT'S WEIRD AL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! YOU CAN
FIND COPIES OF JURASSIC PARK ON BUS SEATS!
Mike and Weird Al join forces on the most
colossally funny RiffTrax yet!
*As with all RiffTrax, this was tailored to
be age appropriate to the movie itself. That
is, we feel confident saying that if you're
old enough to enjoy Jurassic Park, you're old
enough to enjoy this RiffTrax.
Tags : Rifftrax mike nelson mst3k weird al disembaudio michael crichton cinematic titanic |
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Affichage : 98801
Durée : 176 s |
| Chad Vader Does Rifftrax (special Chad Vader episode) |
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Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy from Mystery
Science Theater 3000 invite Chad Vader to do
RIFFTRAX (their trademark humorous
commentary) on his brother's autobiography
film, "Star Wars Attack of the Clones." It
backfires miserably. This is a special
episode of Chad Vader.
Also featuring our pals Rob Schrab and Steve
Agee from the Sarah Silverman Program.
To purchase the Rifftrax of Star Wars Attack
of the Clones go to blamesociety.net and
click on the Rifftrax banner.
Check out bonus bits and outtakes on
blamesociety.net
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Affichage : 156702
Durée : 305 s |
| RiffTrax w Mike Nelson - Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone |
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http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/harry-potte
r-and-sorcerers-stone
The most profitable bespectacled Potter since
Henry F. and Sherman T. combined, tales of
Harry's indoctrination into Satan's dark and
unholy arts have delighted dozens of children
the world over. And this, the first movie of
the series, ably helmed by Chris Columbus
(Monkeybone, Christmas with the Kranks,
Jingle All the Way, Bicentennial Man, Mrs.
Doubtfire, Nine Months, Gremlins 2: The New
Batch) captures all the wonder, magic, and
reckless child endangerment, thanks in no
small part to the scene chewing of some of
Britain's hammiest actors. Starring Daniel
Radcliffe, years before he gave everyone a
good long look at his Nimbus 2000, Emma
Watson and some kid who makes Ron Howard look
swarthy, Harry Potter and the Something of
Something Else is the most fun you'll have
giving J.K. Rowling yet more of your money
this year!
Mike, Kevin and Bill Dumbledore their way
through a Haggrid of laughs in this, the
Hogwartiest of all RiffTrax! (We have no idea
what any of that means!)
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Affichage : 61006
Durée : 124 s |
| RiffTrax - Memento sample! |
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For most of us, the experience of waking up
in a strange motel room, alone and
disoriented, means that you were the victim
of Chinese Organ Thieves. Inconvenient,
sure, but kidneys are replaceable.* And how
often does it really happen?** For Leonard
Shelby, however, this scenario was just
another part of his daily routine.
You see, Leonard suffers from a rare form of
amnesia, usually only found in protagonists
in works of fiction. Unable to form any new
memories, Leonard stumbles around Southern
California, vowing after every meal that he
will never eat a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish
again. To be fair, he does have a slightly
more pressing agenda than eating pre-formed
patties of vague seafood: the attack that
rendered him an amnesiac also resulted in the
death of his wife. Through an intricate
system of tattoos and notes to himself, he
hopes to one day track down the killer and
after making him beg for mercy, ask them who
they are, why he has this gun and if they
know directions to the nearest McDonalds.
Also, at one point in time during the movie,
a peripheral character muses that Leonard's
condition must be like living your life
backwards. Despite this being a barely
coherent thought muttered by a bearded motel
attendant, it's evidently license enough to
tell you the entire story in reverse, making
this Mike, Kevin and Bill's first ever
xarTffiR!
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/memento
*Just talk to the delivery guy from the
Chinese food place down the street
**Every time you order from that Chinese food
place
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Affichage : 4025
Durée : 119 s |
| Star Wars Episode II RiffTrax - featuring Chad Vader!!! |
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http://www.rifftrax.com/cart.php?m=product_de
tail&p=66
It's Binks-ian fun for the whole family as
George Lucas empties the contents of his
brain onto film one more time! This go
around, the part of the annoying kid is
explored more deeply by a new annoying kid,
Hayden Christensen, in a performance so
jaw-droppingly wooden and laughable it's got
to make Keanu Reeves feel pretty darned good
about himself. Ewan McGregor returns as that
one guy who was once played by that other
British guy, and he's apparently become
comfortable enough with his green screen
acting that he no longer even pretends it
matters whether he puts in effort or not. And
returning for the role of Padme Amidala is
Natalie Portman, looking cute but losing her
bid to keep her voice from grinding into her
audience's skull like a buzz saw.
All of this would be a RiffTrax dream come
true -- but making it even dream come
true-ier is that Mike and Kevin are joined by
none other than Chad Vader, brother of Darth
and star of his own colossally successful
internet series. It is quite simply a
RiffTacular RiffStravaganza!
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Affichage : 315362
Durée : 86 s |
| RiffTrax - Spider-Man 3 sample |
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The biggest Spiderman movie of 2007 is now
the biggest Spiderman-based Rifftrax of
2008*! All your favorite characters return
(Hoffman, Mr. Ditkovich, Ursula) and new
favorites join in the fun (Crane Operator,
Emergency Room Doctor, Kid in Central Park)!
And joining Mike is writer/newspaperman/radio
guy/blogger extraordinaire/pod
caster/best-selling author and uber-fan of
the Spiderman series James Lileks! Just what
will his reaction be when he sees what
they've done to his beautiful series? Will he
freak out and begin hitting Mike with a
folding chair? Yes, he did, but we edited
that out of this ArachnaRiffic Rifftrax and
left only the funny!
*Unless we do Spiderman 2.
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Affichage : 37446
Durée : 92 s |
| Mike Nelson's RiffTrax - I Am Legend Sample |
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Let's not get into the contentious issue of
exactly who is Legend. R&B singer John Legend
thinks he is Legend; the Tom Cruise movie
Legend think it is Legend; "I Am" thinks it's
Legend; and Matthew McConaughey is as certain
that he is Legend as he is that his butt
looks awesome in bike shorts. (RiffTrax
remains neutral, of course, but if RiffTrax
was forced to comment, we'd say that Brian
Bosworth is Legend.) No matter, the movie
making the claim that it is Legend makes a
strong case, bringing a pretty slick
PowerPoint presentation featuring lots of
shirtless Will Smith, a dog that can act, and
plenty of slim-hipped digital zombies.
Confronted with it all, Mike, Bill and Kevin
slip into their own panic room and unseal a
number 10 can of low-sodium whoop-ass (in
heavy syrup.)
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Affichage : 14240
Durée : 138 s |
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