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| Men for Palin: A Summer Surprise |
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http://www.harvarddems.com
The Official Sarah Palin Ballad:
Lover...
We met on a Friday
In August with overcast skies
The old man stepped out
And we let out of shout
Up his sleeve was a summer surprise
Forgotten...
Was the talk of last night
When we gazed to the right at your face
With your guns and your good book
And your cute perky look
Who needs change when you've secured the
base?
CHORUS:
So we are wailing,
We love Sarah Palin
Our Moose-huntin' hope-blunting GOP nominee!
So our Hearts are sailin'
For you Gov'na Palin'
Our Alaskan Sport-castin'
GOP nominee... for VP!
Sarah...
Our girl from Wasilla
A mayor with five kids and a heart
By your second term
You had hired a firm
To lobby for earmarks, how smart
Gov'na...
You're our bridge from nowhere
You puts jets and commissioners on eBay
You lowered the tax rate,
You kept your bearings straight
While Russia was just three miles away!
CHORUS
Sarah...
You think with your gut
Unlike those fact-finding rational punks
With your Tina Fey glasses
Kick those Ivy League asses
Take their "plans" and replace them with
spunk
Sarah...
The earth is like Hockey
Iraq's like the drop of a Puck
You play all sixty minutes
You stay in 'til you win it
As for the economy, our country is ...
Just out of luck
CHORUS
Sarah, it's great that you're a mother of
five... but what do we do about the
subprime Mortgage crisis and its subsequent
effects on the global economy?
I mean, I'm glad you can whip up some Moose
stew, but how do we deal with a
Medvedev-run, Putin-influenced Russia?
I adore your small town values, but how do we
solve the global climate crisis?
And finally, a few words of loving thanks...
I thought the culture war was over, but you
brought it back.
I thought we'd finally talk about the issues,
but I'd rather talk about
lipstick and your affect on the horserace.
And I'm glad women now have someone to vote
for, because clearly women can only vote for
other women. Thanks Sarah.
And as for Barack Obama, Joe Biden, ideas,
plans, change, inspiration,
"experts" and hope... thanks, but no thanks.
CHORUS
Cast:
Sarah Palin: Danielle Gram
Cowboy: Will Skinner
Hunter: Warren Loegering
Student for McCain: Sam Berman-Cooper
Hockey Player: Sam Novey
Rich Guy: Jack Gage
Production:
Music written by Sam Berman-Cooper and Warren
Loegering
Lyrics written by Pete Davis, Sam, and Warren
Film editing by Sam Novey and Warren
Loegering
Shout outs:
Wigg F for the Sarah Palin shrine
Random guy on Widener steps
Tags : Sarah Palin John McCain Joe Biden Barack Obama Men Harvard Love Ron Paul Ballad |
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Affichage : 6104
Durée : 348 s |
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*Edit: THE FIRST SONG IS SUMMER, THE SECOND
SONG IS RHYTHMS, THE ENDING SONG IS PAIN FOR
PLEASURE (caps lock ftw...) Hope that cleared
things up a bit;) Thx for all the positive
comments, btw=D
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Affichage : 906640
Durée : 366 s |
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